Just What’s Up Your Butt (When You Go to the ER)?

An always popular post. Here’s the annual round-up of what people put in, and then lost in, their butts this past year. It also includes other orifices, but the ass ones are what always get the guffaws. Part of me wants to scold people, say that sex products are a click away and sometimes even deliverable within the hour (if you can’t make it to a sex shop). Another part of me knows some people *just can’t* purchase such items. To look down my nose or feel empathy for is a tricky balancing act.