Anti-Porn Vigil Will Be All Wet

Am I correct in thinking that the second day of the seven days of creation in Christian mythology was a Tuesday? And on the second day, God created the separation of the waters? (Seriously, I don’t know. I went to Sunday School for a while as a kid but all I remember was feeding cookies to a Cookie Monster puppet).

If that is correct, then I think this planned vigil against pornography, being held Tuesday December 10, is pretty ironic. Because no matter how hard these protestors pray against porn, I bet all kinds of people will be happily watching it and getting themselves all wet.

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