#tmituesday Sex Blankety Blank! Oops, a day late!

So, I just filled this all out, was about to post it, and then realized I am a day late to the party. We had a holiday here in Canada on Monday, and I completely forgot that today is Wednesday. Oh well, I like playing this game regardless!

It is time for TMI Tuesday, everyone! Time to fill in the blanks!

1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ .

I’d have to give my life an NC-17 rating (does that even still exist?). If it weren’t for the monkeys, I’d probably qualify for an X.

2. I got a body for ____ and a face for ____ .

radio….radio

3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl ____ .

Ummm, has sex with me? Okay, okay, a more abstract line—rollerblades. In the right outfit. Mmmmm.

4. Doing _____ naked makes me _____ .

lunch making…very afraid when the knife slips out of my hand. (Yup, this morning).

5. In the morning, I am always _____ .

Naked!

6. I would love to _____ in the _____ .

sleep…bed. Any bed. After sex or as a prelude to sex. But sleep, that’s all I actually really want right now.

Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM

Roses are thorny

Violets are horny
Pick which describes you
And comment back!
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