Noisy Sex, But Not Your Own

Have you ever been on the hearing end of someone else’s loud sex, particularly in the middle of the night? I have to say, I’ve likely been the cause, more often than not, of people’s sleepless nights, though part of me wishes I’d heard more!

I lived in a U-shaped co-op and do not like air conditioning. And one of my exes who lived there with me was loud. No, not just loud, she was distractingly loud, so much that I didn’t even want to hear it. I can’t imagine how many people we disturbed.

At the other end of the spectrum, I was home alone one time, on a summer evening, talking on my cell in my yard. I hear what sounds like distressed, low moans. They increase in frequency, but not enough in volume for me to figure out where they were coming from. There was another co-op right next store, and I reasoned it was coming from one of those units. I explored all around the main floor units, ensuring someone hadn’t fallen and couldn’t get up. I start to wonder if I should contact the building’s management or even the police. The moans continue…until it isn’t a pained sounding moan anymore…And then the orgasm was a dead give away.

I figure I got back what I’d been party to dishing out.

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