You mean the other 99% isn’t pure, liquid awesomeness?
OR
You mean the other 99% isn’t pure, liquid gross?
Spunk, jizz, cum, ejaculate…call it whatever you want, it sure is a polarizing bit of fluid.
Some people love it and want it everywhere. Others detest the stuff and only grudgingly accept that it is part of their sex. I daresay more people fall into the latter category, but I have definitely known some cumsluts in my day.
The most significant controversy about “gentlemen’s relish” remains the whole spit v. swallow debate. To this I have always offered advice that is similarly offered on the topic of anal sex. (This is pretty hetero-focussed, I know.) So , if a guy wants to put it in your bum, he should try anal penetration as well. And if a guy wants you to take his wad in your mouth, tell him you’re going to kiss hom right after–with his load still on your tongue. Seems fair, yes?
Lots of guys will object to this, but I will tell you right now that most men have tasted their own semen. I have no solid data other than my experience as a horny teenager. But I bet I’m right.
