This article from Amanda Chatel in The Gloss posits a very good question: Do you travel with sex toys?
A bunch of years ago, my now ex and I were flying down to New Orleans from Buffalo. She decided to pack her little vibe, but thought it smart to try and conceal within the legs of a tripod, up near the top. Now, we’d decided to take the bus from Toronto to Buffalo because it is so much cheaper to fly within the US, so we got border searched at one of the bridges. Sure enough, her bag got ripped apart and her sleek little unit was found. I was in the area next to her getting my stuff looked at, and I watched the guard checking out the device very curiously, all the while giving my ex the stink eye. I wish I could remember which type of vibe it was, but I do remember it was one of those ones that don’t look like a cock, at all. Hell, if I didn’t know better, it could have looked like a bomb to me too.
After much explaining, she was sent on her way, fortunately still with the sex toy in hand.