Sex Stuff: Probe

So far I’ve reviewed a couple of toys from Happy Valley, The Pip and The Tango. The former is great for a beginner who is looking to get into ass play, giving or receiving. The former is definitely for the more advanced ass explorer, but wow it is fantastic for pegging (as well as vaginal strap-on fucking).Need something for that in between phase?Check out Happy Valley’s The Probe. Here’s another multi-use product from the great Canadian toy company. If you’re considering this toy for pussy pleasure, it succeeds because it is a great length and has just the right curve. While not likely …

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Sex Stuff: Rude Boy

Rude Boy Sometimes rude boys are the ones who have all the fun. Othe times Rude Boys are the ones giving all the fun. And pleasure. And orgasms. The Boy line of dual prostate and perineum stimulators from Rocks-Off are a fantastic combination of sensations. Working yours or someone else’s prostate from both the inside and the outside is intense. In the past would have required two different types of toys and some slightly difficult angles.No worries on that front with the Rude Boy. As you can see, the same is perfectly suited to reach both p-spots with ease. Personally, …

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Sex Stuff: The Pip

Butt plugs are funny things. They come in a ridiculous array of sizes, shapes, colours, designs and textures. Obviously all of these mean different things to each asshole out there, but it can definitely be intimidating if you’re just starting out with butt play. Seriously, go into some of the bigger shops and marvel at the massive selection.  Now, if you are an apprentice, I’ll save you some time. Plain and simple, check out Happy Valley’s The Pip   This is a fantastic plug for starting out. Not too big, but not too small as to not be noticeable. You will definitely …

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Sex Stuff: The Screaming O Vibrating Cock Ring

I’ve really got to stop looking at sex toys and laughing. Case in point: The Screaming O vibrating cock rings. You know, these little doo-dahs are something I would have laughed at. I’m sorry, but they just look silly. Maybe I’m just too persnicky, but they usually come in garish colours and the rubbey bit looks a bit like a giant Fruit Loop.However, these toys can be a very helpful (and inexpensive) tool if you’re a dude looking to please a lady without trying that hard.Let’s face it: sometimes fucking is hard work. Even if you’re laying on your back …

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Sex Stuff: The Tango

I don’t know how to dance, but part of me has always wanted to learn. I even went so far as to take ballroom lessons with an ex, but she was as terrible a dance partner as she was a life partner and I couldn’t wait to get out of both situations.Much like a dance, bad situation or scene can cause you to lose interest in an exciting prospect fairly quickly. Particularly a sexual adventure. Sometimes it takes just one wrong slip (haha!) to derail a potentially amazing experience. And one of those amazing experiences that most often goea from …

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Sex Stuff Review: The Massage Bar

I hate massages. There, I’ve said it. Receiving, and in one sense, giving. I’m sure this puts me in the minority, but I just don’t like having my skin and muscles touched in that way.I am, conversely, quite happy to give massages as I like to see people feel good and relax.But back to the hate. I hate massage oil. I hate having it on my hands and, worst of all, I hate getting it on the rest of my body if the rubdown becomes sexual.Now back to some love, and I have seriously big love for the many different …

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Sex Stuff: Doc Johnson’s Long Anal Slider Vibe

Doc Johnson Long Anal Slider Vibe I was gifted this toy iby Tereasa of Dirty Bingo Toronto when she was a guest on Sex City (listen to the interview). It took me a little while to give it a try, partly because it lives up to its name. It looks a bit scary long. Now, I’ve seen much longer in the shops. And I am pretty sure I’ve even put longer in my ass, but this did intimidate me a bit.In general, I am not a big fan of vibrating butt toys, I really have to be in the mood. So …

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Sex Stuff: We-Vibe 3: A Greatly Versatile Toy!

We’ve come a long way. Never before has the release of a sex toy been a big news item.That was before the We-Vibe came along.Now in its third incarnation, the We Vibe 3 promises to deliver even more to your sex life—in the hetero-penis/vagina sense. And it does! No doubt about it! As with the previous generations, this version is a fantastic way to add a brand new zip-and-ahhh to your sexnanigans. First off, it has a remote control. Fantastic idea! Who doesn’t like a remote control? Being able to change the vibration settings (of which there are 6) and …

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