Sex Stuff: Marie from Bar Kompa

Marie from Bar Kompa So, a guy walks into a bar, and the bartender says “What can I get ya?”And the guys says, “You, of course!” Who hasn’t had this fantasy? If you’re the patron, you hope to sidle up to grab a drink and be entirely taken by a super sexy server. Or, if you’re the one slinging those shots, how often do you hope for a dreamy drinker to come in? From this base of fantasy Anne Simon has crafted Marie from Bar Kompa, a hot and steamy encounter that only happens because a guy goes into a …

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Sex Stuff: TENGA Flip Air Light

TENGA Flip Air Lite I love the ingenuity at TENGA! I don’t always love the toys, personally, but this compnay has definitely revolutionized the sex toy industry for men. And the Flip Air Lite is a tremendous addition to any guy’s cock rockin’ roster. What I like so much about this toy is exactly what I didn’t enjoy about the Flip Hole–the texture. That toy’s cuddly bits were too varied and some were too coarse. Not so with the Flip Air Lite. I slipped right into it and had a fantastic and comfortable time. The Air Lite feels softer and …

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Sex Stuff: The Pleasure Plug 1 and Sliquid

Something I look for in a butt plug is whether or not I can move with it in. And I don‘t just mean shift around the bed during sexy time. I mean really move around. Take tonight for example. I was feeling like a bit of bum fin, but we still had to walk the dog. And no, that isn‘t a euphemism. Real dog, real walk. So I cracked open my new Happy Valley Pleasure Plug 1, applied some Sliquid and set off on a journey to exercise the pooch and return my library books. Sure that doesn‘t sound very …

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Sex Stuff: Sexy DJ 3: Indigo Haze

The incomparable Nikki Haze has her Sex DJ series stories up for NO COST on Amazon for the next couple days (check specific dates for specific stories), so I decided to jump right in with Sexy DJ3: Indigo Haze to see if it has some block rockin‘ beat to it. Oh my does it ever! The series follows a group of female DJs as the travel the party world entertaining the masses with hypnotic dance hooks and sex show turntable stylings. These ladies don‘t just bring the party, the are the whole fucking party! Nikki Haze (the character) is the leader …

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Sex Stuff: Shelly Watching

Shelly Watching is a specific type of erotica that I really enjoy. Equal parts sexy and indifferent, author Howard Raymond pulls together a simple story that actually is more complex than we‘re lead to believe. What makes this story so hot for me? The sex in it is masturbation. Just wanking. And just one instance. Extended and detailed scenes of masturbation, particularly male batin‘, is rare in erotica. Usually it is just a transition act, building to something else. But Howard Raymond combines an intense and hot jerking scene with voyeur/exhibitionisn and an awkward/tense situation. And throughout the scene, you …

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Sex Stuff: Taking Flight, Taking Rides

Taking Flight, Taking Rides Six Short Erotic Adventures By Ms. Quote The humour wasn’t lost on me that I read most of these fun and titillating stories while riding various types of transportation. Subway and commuter train, to be precise. And I can definitely say that I have fantasied and dreamed up some wonderful stories. Add to that my drives, my bike rides and the occasional plane trip, and I think it can be said with certainty that erotic stories that involve travel are “my thing.” So it was a delight to receive this request to review from one of …

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Sex Stuff: Kissing Pixels

Kissing Pixels by Louise Lagris Distance from a hot fuck can certainly make the heart grow fonder. But even if the heart isn’t really into it, if there’s been some hot sex, then other parts of us can definitely heat up. If you’ve ever been all sexed up with no place to go except the web and Skype, then take a read of Louise Lagris’ short erotic story Kissing Pixels on Fleshbot’s new FleshbotFiction.com portal. This story is well-worthy of being one of the initial offerings of smut’s premiere site because embodies the universal story of long-distance lust, something most …

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Sex Stuff: Durex Play Allure

Durex Play Allure This vibrator comes with a silky purple bag! It sure does! And it feels good! It sure does! Okay, this toy isn’t going to set the world on fire as a great sexual innovation. Its a vibrator, plain and simple. Now, that being said, it is a nice vibrator. It has a good heft to it, feels good in the hand and is relatively quiet for a buzzy good time. The multiple speed settings and nice smooth transitions if you ramp up or down are a welcome change from the click-click-click of most vibes. I’m not partial …

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Sex Stuff: Vanilla Chai Body Candy

I will be completely honest: when I get naked with someone, whether we are fucking or not, the scent I want in my nose is that of natural bodies. I want sweat, I wany cum. Perfumes and colognes rarely interest me, regardless of the situation. I guess I just prefer intimacy to be more. Usually this preference extends to massage products as well. I prefer a good, smoothy unscented product. Imagine my surprise in discovering how much I enjoy the strong scent of Good Clean Love’s Vanilla Chai Body Candy. This body rub is quite pleasant. Chemical-free and made from …

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Sex Stuff: TENGA Flip Hole White

The TENGA Flip Hole White (as well of the other assorted colours) are all kinds of awesome…and then a bit not awesome at the same time. This is one of the most stylish and nice looking toys I’ve ever seen, without a doubt. It is one of those sex objects you could set on your bedside table and not have to worry about visitors noticing (if you care about these things. It is also easy to use, easy to clean and easy to enjoy. So what then, you might ask, is my issue with it? Well, I guess I had a different …

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