Measuring penis size: There’s an app for that

…of course there is.

In order to further one of the most useless ongoing conversations in the world, behold Predicktor.

Yup, an app about cock size. And what does it do? That’s right, it can predict schlong size by ” by cross referencing trends from scientific studies with his personal stats like height and finger length.”
What the fuck is the point and do people actually care?
Seriously, I am asking. Do those out there you play with penis care how big their prospective new toys are? I sure as hell haven’t
Now, this doesn’t seem entirely ridiculous. It also purports to offer surveys and information about penis size to dispel myths and ease in securities.
Am I the only one who sees this app as counter productive? How can you, on one hairy palm, remove stigma while, on the other kleenex-wielding hand, offer an opportunity for others to “scientifically” judge your johnson? If you want to ease cock-size anxiety don’t reinforce the idea that they even need to be measured!
This app idea just doesn’t measure up.

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